And by favorite I hope you mean the one that pays the most. Eridan is second bidder only to Kanaya. He makes sure to book Sollux at least once at week, no other regulars frequent as much as those two.
Captor supplies the manor with the honey. And while he was solely the security staff, he now tends to both when he isn’t… busy. I doubt he’ll pay off the new east wing before he dies.
Now come to my office so we can draw up a contract. You’ll be able to see Mister Captor shortly.
Well, if you have to know.
Karkat is an angry little monkey. He’s pretty fucking average if that’s your thing. He’s inconsiderate and not as experienced as the others.
Sollux is by far our most experienced contract for physical pleasure. He knows exactly how to work what he’s got for any kind of woman or man.
John’s a mystery, pay me enough and you’ll find out exactly what kind of lover he is.
Tavros is an Endurance lover. Passionate, well hung and can go the distance.
And Equius manages my Horse stables.
Do I really need to say more about him?
Now who are you buying. Because you aren’t leaving until you’ve emptied your pockets and soiled your undies.
Tavros here is a pretty lively guy. He’s into dressing up if you are. He’s legal, a year into if you must know, but don’t worry he’s perfectly able to satisfy the ladies. No patrons from the Alternia borders allowed, and no you can’t offer me enough to make you allowed.
John is our newest purchase so I can’t really tell you much about his kinks. He’s up for social visits and party functions. He’s still in training for the fun stuff, but I am taking bids for his innocence. You know what that means so stop asking.
Equius is nearly slave age, but don’t worry ladies he’s still very much open for contracts and free time. He’s also my stable manager if you need some fine horses for parade or a party. We even have a few ponies for the little ones.
Karkat is a little bitch. I brought him when he decided to turn a duchess’s birthday party into a debacle. We saved the event and Karkat here is going to be working for me until he dies. Whatever you want I will make happen even if I have to drag Terezi in to make him obey. That bitch will dance into the grave.
Sollux decided to blow some shit up and cost me a lot of money. He works willingly as a contract to pay it all back, he’s been more careful with his work since to boot. He supplies the manor with the honey and beeswax we use day to day and is our number one contract for group affairs. He’s good at other things and won’t hesitate to play mind games, be careful. He’s good at what he does.